Bitcoin for Bureaucrats: A Simple Guide to Buying Your First $5 in Bitcoin

You’ve heard of Bitcoin. You’ve watched the price go up. You’ve probably wondered if it’s too late — or too complicated — to get started.

This short guide was made specifically for U.S. federal employees (aka bureaucrats) who are ready to dip a toe in — but don’t know where to begin.

No jargon. No charts. No crypto nonsense.

Just a step-by-step plan to:

• ✅ Earn free Bitcoin before you buy any
• ✅ Buy your first $5
• ✅ Store it safely — with or without a cold wallet
• ✅ Fit Bitcoin into your existing retirement and savings plan
• ✅ Avoid rookie mistakes and scams
• ✅ Know exactly what to do next (in plain English)

💬 Who this is for:

• Federal employees who want to own Bitcoin only — not altcoins or NFTs
• Beginners who want to start slow, smart, and secure
• People who are tired of overthinking it and just want a clear path forward

🎯 What’s Inside:

• 8 no-fluff sections you can read in under an hour
• My personal app recommendations (with bonuses for new users)
• A safe, simple plan you can start today
• Optional link to book a 1-on-1 wallet setup call

Still unsure? That’s fine. But the sooner you start, the sooner you stop watching from the sidelines.